Back with only a joke.

Boy meets Girl. Now Boy wants to know whether Girl is still a virgin or she's dished out but he doesn't know how to go about it. I mean, you just dont go asking a chiley straight up if she's been shagged. So they have an interesting conversation thus:

Boy ( rotating his glass with his fingers): "Sooo..... has the well been drilled?"
Girl: "Sorry?"
Boy thinks hell, lemme go modern. She may understand that. So after a moment,
Boy:"I mean, has your disk been formatted?"
Girl:"Whaat?"
Boy:(scratching his head now) "Eeeer.....have the drivers been installed in your...."
Girl:(Now convinced this guy's a mental case) "What the hell are you talking about? Eh?"
Boy:(Now frustrated) "I, uum.... I just want to know whether you are yet to roll out your IPO?"