Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Back with only a joke.

Boy meets Girl. Now Boy wants to know whether Girl is still a virgin or she's dished out but he doesn't know how to go about it. I mean, you just dont go asking a chiley straight up if she's been shagged. So they have an interesting conversation thus:

Boy ( rotating his glass with his fingers): "Sooo..... has the well been drilled?"
Girl: "Sorry?"
Boy thinks hell, lemme go modern. She may understand that. So after a moment,
Boy:"I mean, has your disk been formatted?"
Girl:"Whaat?"
Boy:(scratching his head now) "Eeeer.....have the drivers been installed in your...."
Girl:(Now convinced this guy's a mental case) "What the hell are you talking about? Eh?"
Boy:(Now frustrated) "I, uum.... I just want to know whether you are yet to roll out your IPO?"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

And IPO it is, when you think of it saaaana. LOL. Good one.

gishungwa said...

LMAO IPO, formatting LOL

Anonymous said...

welcome back! ROTFL, gish wewe ungepata io ya IPO? LOL

mama shady said...

aaah!that silly!i think a jama should ask straight up. all these mambos of beating around bushes....i have no blog mojo to sambaza you my friend!sad innit?what do we do?there must be a blog virus going round.

Anonymous said...

LOL!